bruce wayne’s google search history though
"how to raise multiple wayward sons"
"how to scrape burnt waffles from waffle iron"
"protect daughter from male advances"
"how to work in colors other than black and very dark grey"
"what is coachella and why does stephanie want to go"
"adult son is too loud"
"Why is the second son so angry"
"What age do boys stop swinging from everything"
"Why do the youngest sons always fight"
"Am I raising them wrong"
SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???
WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:
AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:
AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT
LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”it looks even better out of the closet
OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
i don’t get it
I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting
the google era has ended.
How to spot a fake geek guy:
- says robin is useless
- says aquaman is useless
- worships batman bc batman is invincible
- doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
- makes “hero vs hero” posts
- probably smells like axe
Says ‘Wonder Woman is stupid because she has a lasso”
shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”
Cosplayer: Panterona Cosplay (Trinidad)
Photographer: Guru Kast
this literally took my breath away. holy crap gorgeous perfect yes good.
I really hope your girlfriend realizes she’s dating a pathetic waste of a human being and finds someone infinitely better.
A lot of lesbians are turned off by the idea of their gf having sex with men. Why is that such a bad thing? Why is it so wrong to only like women who like other women? I think the anon who asked this should be honest with her gf and break up with her though if it’s that much of a turn off.
At first I wasn’t going to reply to comments like these but now that I’ve had a couple of beers the idea of repeatedly hitting my head against a brick wall seems more enjoyable so here we go.
I have a problem with lesbians who claim that they have a “preference” towards dating other lesbians over bisexuals. I understand having a preference, I personally have a preference for girls who are my height or taller than me. However, does this preference make me view my own voice, safety, and representation in my community as superior and of more importance than those I do not have a preference for? Nope. That’s why this anon (and unfortunately other like minded individuals) don’t have a “preference” they are biphobic and overall prejudicial assholes.
If you’re not comfortable dating bisexual people because you feel they will ultimately leave you for the opposite sex or (insert other stereotypical view of bisexuals) you don’t have a preference, you are biphobic, and have some huge insecurities that you should probably deal with before you enter a relationship.
If you’re a lesbian and do not feel comfortable dating a woman who is also attracted to individuals with dicks because you find it “icky” or “gross”, it must blow your mind when you find out your partner likes watermelon and you don’t. How do you even move forward from there? Is the relationship just doomed? And yes it is the same thing. Those individuals are judging someone based on something they cannot control.
Prejudice and phobia inside the queer community is something I will never understand and is absolutely infuriating.
Prejudice and phobia in any community makes no sense.
Not to mention the grossly oppressive and transphobic means by which this shitty idea is explained. You don’t like the idea of your girlfriend “taking dick” aka your idea of “having sex with men”? Because no woman could possibly have a penis or no man could possibly have a vagina and because genitals in anyway correspond to gender….right. -sarcasm- (Meanwhile we’re, as a group, constantly accused of being the ones who perpetuate binary erasure and transphobia)
#Femmeworldproblems are: hating the way your eyeliner looks so you make your girlfriend bring her eyeliner so you can fix yours
Gah I have the most beautiful friends. I can’t even imagine how it’s gonna be, not seeing them every week.
We love you too